"Uglier than a hat full of ass"

[Scot LaFaive]

I've always enjoyed "darker than a car full of assholes." I've only heard it once, in a Stephen King novel.
 
Scot LaFaive



> Date: Fri, 8 Sep 2006 16:39:26 -0400> From: hwgray at GMAIL.COM> Subject: "Uglier than a hat full of ass"> To: ADS-L at LISTSERV.UGA.EDU> > ---------------------- Information from the mail header -----------------------> Sender:       American Dialect Society <ADS-L at LISTSERV.UGA.EDU>> Poster:       Wilson Gray <hwgray at GMAIL.COM>> Subject:      "Uglier than a hat full of ass"> -------------------------------------------------------------------------------> > Does anyone have an opinion / intuition as to whether that's as ugly> as sheep shit in shallow water? However, IMO, a hatful of ass is> undoubtedly uglier than Sammy Davis, Jr. eating Chinese mustard.> --> -Wilson> ----> Everybody says, "How hard it is that we have to die"---a strange> complaint to come from the mouths of people who have had to live.> > --Sam Clemens> > ------------------------------------------------------------> The American Dialect Society - http://www.americandialect.org
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