"Uglier than a hat full of ass"

[Wilson Gray]

How about, "like two assholes trying to jump through each other."

-Wilson

On 9/8/06, Scot LaFaive <spiderrmonkey at hotmail.com> wrote:
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> I've always enjoyed "darker than a car full of assholes." I've only heard i=
> t once, in a Stephen King novel.
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> ----> > Does anyone have an opinion / intuition as to whether that's as ugl=
> y> as sheep shit in shallow water? However, IMO, a hatful of ass is> undoub=
> tedly uglier than Sammy Davis, Jr. eating Chinese mustard.> --> -Wilson> --=
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-Wilson
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Everybody says, "How hard it is that we have to die"---a strange
complaint to come from the mouths of people who have had to live.

--Sam Clemens

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