Heard on a "Scrubs" rerun:

[Wilson Gray]

"Kiss my grits [grIs]!"

When I was a young'un in Saint Louis, we said:

"Kiss my wrist [rIs]!"

-Wilson
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All say, "How hard it is that we have to die"---a strange complaint to
come from the mouths of people who have had to live.
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                                              -Sam'l Clemens

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