Texas lawyer jokes (three kick rule; skid marks)

James Smith jsmithjamessmith at YAHOO.COM
Wed Sep 5 13:32:31 UTC 2007

My wife asks, "How do you tell when a man is lying?"

> > "How can you
> >tell when a lawyer is lying? His lips are moving."
> >
> I like the one about the lips moving. I've heard it
> with "politician" too.
> -- Doug Wilson

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                               |or slowly and cautiously.

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