Texas lawyer jokes (three kick rule; skid marks)

[James Smith]

My wife asks, "How do you tell when a man is lying?"

> > "How can you
> >tell when a lawyer is lying? His lips are moving."
> >
> I like the one about the lips moving. I've heard it
> with "politician" too.
>
> -- Doug Wilson


James D. SMITH                 |If history teaches anything
South SLC, UT                  |it is that we will be sued
jsmithjamessmith at yahoo.com     |whether we act quickly and decisively
                               |or slowly and cautiously.



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