dialect jokes

[Tom Zurinskas]

A Georgia State trooper pulled over a pickup on I- 75. The trooper asked: "Got any I.D.?"
The driver replied: "Bout wut?"


A man in North Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road, and proceeded to put flowers in front of the car and behind it.

A passerby studied the scene and asked the fellow what the problem was.
The man replied: "I have a flat tire."
The passerby asked: "But what's with the flowers?"
The man responded: "They said When you break down put flares in the front and flares in the back.  Hey, it don't make no sense to me neither."


Tom Zurinskas, USA - CT20, TN3, NJ33, FL5+
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