Misplaced modifier of the...well, end of the decade

[Amy West]

No, no, no, Mark. You've forgotten that Cheerios and Pampers relate
to the two ends of the alimentary canal. The connection is obvious!
But not appetizing to realize on a cereal box.

---Amy West


>Date:    Fri, 1 Jan 2010 00:01:57 -0500
>From:    Mark Mandel <thnidu at GMAIL.COM>
>Subject: Re: Misplaced modifier of the...well, end of the decade
>
>As a parent of two now-grown offspring, I can certify that absorbent
>diapers, whether old-fashioned cloth or modern constructs like Pampers, can
>contribute materially to a parent's sleep.
>
>On Thu, Dec 31, 2009 at 11:42 PM, Laurence Horn <laurence.horn at yale.edu>wrote:
>
>>  (Courtesy of my wife, who was startled to read this on the back of
>>  the Cheerios box this morning)
>>
>>  "...Pampers and Cheerios are working together to bring you bright
>>  mornings.  After a good night's sleep with the help of Pampers, treat
>>  your tot to a bright morning with Cheerios."
>>
>>  Presumably it's the tot who was helped by the Pampers. (The addressee
>>  may have been wearing Depends, but probably not Pampers...)
>>
>>  LH
>>

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