"The dog ate my ..."

[Jim Parish]

Then there was the time I almost had to tell my students that my dog ate
their homework. (I managed to retrieve it before he did serious damage.)

Jim Parish

On 8/24/2011 2:39 PM, Victor Steinbok wrote:
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> Of no linguistic value, but a true story--we actually had a dog that ate
> an insurance check. We had to call the insurance company and give them
> the "dog ate my check" excuse so that they would send a replacement.
> Even offered to send them the left-over scrap (about 2-in. corner
> piece). They laughed very hard for a long time, but replaced it.
>
> The dog is still alive, but no longer eats checks--she lost the taste
> for paper (she also used to eat any paper towels she could find) about
> three years ago. At 13, she's on a high-fiber diet, so no longer needs
> cellulose supplements. ;-)
>
> VS-)
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> On 8/24/2011 3:12 PM, Jonathan Lighter wrote:
>> And the five-star "origin" of the dogs-eating-homework tale is right here:
>> http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20091002114825AASeP2Y
>>
>> Someone here traced it back to Feb., 1962.  I tried but can't better it.
>>
>> I remember it from high school, probably in '63 or '64. It struck me as
>> hilarious.
>>
>> JL
>>
>>
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>> On Wed, Aug 24, 2011 at 2:34 PM, Joel S. Berson<Berson at att.net>   wrote:
>>
>>> Latest excuse - "The dog ate my diamonds."  See probably many sites,
>>> two hours ago, including
>>> http://www.newsmax.com/US/georgia-dog-eats-diamonds/2011/08/24/id/408480
>>>
>>> I see, however, that this is dog redux -- or perhaps reflux?  From
>>> which end of the 2011 dog were the diamonds recovered? -- since there
>>> was a similar but potentially twice as costly incident in January 2010:
>>>
>>> http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpp/news/offbeat/jewelers-dog-eats-20000-diamond-031110
>>>
>>> Joel
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