Victory over Macintosh

[Jerry Ervin]

While we're getting rid of the Mac, let's also get rid of all vestiges of
diesel technology.  Also, anyone working on 50 cycles (instead of 60) and
in 220 volts (instead of good ol' American 110) should be forced to change.
 And then we can look into the PAL-SECAM business, and get everyone to
drive on the right side of the road, and . . . .

And for a quid pro quo, Americans can adopt the metric system.  (Oops, THAT
would make some sense.)  

Jerry