A comical writing about spellings in English...;-)

[Frank]

Deer Juliette,,
   Dis jentl perswazun to gut spelnk iz gut.
   Luv Fraink (Franz)
  
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  From: Juliette Dalle 
  To: sw-l at majordomo.valenciacc.edu 
  Sent: Monday, April 10, 2006 7:47 PM
  Subject: Re: [sw-l] A comical writing about spellings in English...;-)


  It is funny...

  ;-))

  July

  Le mardi, 11 avr 2006, à 01:08 Europe/Paris, Valerie Sutton a écrit :


    SignWriting List
    April 10, 2006

    Dear SW List members!
    I am a member of other Lists, including the Interpreters List, which is called the Terps List...

    Today on the Terps List someone posted this wonderful comic writing about English spellings and how they could change, and still be logical...

    Since our List talks about spellings in other languages, this shows some of the problems that every writing system has...I got such a big grin...I wanted to share it with you...I hope you enjoy it too! This is a joke I believe...I don't believe the European Commission has done any of this! ;-))

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    Date: April 10, 2006
    To: terps-l <terps-l at majordomo.valenciacc.edu>
    Subject: [terps-l] Just sharing a cause to smile

    This was too good not to pass on. 

    Read this out loud.

    The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- yea r phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".
     
    In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c".
     
    Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion , and keyboards kan have one less letter.
     
    There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be re placed with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
     
    In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
     
    Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.
     
    Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
     
    By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
     
    During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
     
    Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
     
    Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.
     
    IF ZIS MAD YOU SMIL, PLEAS PAS ON TO OZA PEPL.

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