Brenda Lester alphatwin2002 at YAHOO.COM
Wed Apr 9 15:37:53 UTC 2008

Love you too, WG.

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Sender: American Dialect Society
Poster: Wilson Gray
Subject: Hi!

Hi, sugar!
They had extreme people on Today: a man only five feet tall and a
woman six feet four. The guy was married and had a family. He wasn't a
dwarf. Since he was very close to having regular proportions, he was a
midget. The woman, except for being very tall for a chick, was
normally proportioned and of average looks. She said that she mostly
shopped on line, since there aren't any stores specializing in
extra-tall women who wear size-14 shoes. (My size-12's are abnormally
small, for a person of my height.) She said that she never had a
single date till she was in her mid-twenties. It was partially her own
fault, since she said that she wanted to date only guys of her own
height or taller. So, she misspent her youth as a bastitball whore.
Now, she has a boyfriend who's only 5' 11." The midget didn't mention
his wife's height. But, of course, short women are easy to find.

Love you,
All say, "How hard it is that we have to die"---a strange complaint to
come from the mouths of people who have had to live.
-Sam'l Clemens

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