LL-L "Idiomatica" 2007.09.07 (01) [E/LS]

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From: Soenke Dibbern <s_dibbern at web.de>
Subject: LL-L "Idiomatica" [LS/E]

An'n Fr., den 07. Sep.'07, hett Theo Homann dit Klock 00.52 schreven:

>> From: jonny <jonny.meibohm at arcor.de>
>> Subject: LL-L 'Language Ranking'
>>
>> Beste Lowlanners,
>>
>> similar to Jacqueline I have to apologize for my
>> absence- caused by
>> technical problems in a double sense: my PC made
>> some trouble, and I had to
>> build up a new IKEA-kitchen. Even to my worst foe I
>> wouldn't recommend to
>> try it- sheer horror!
>
> Hallo,
>
> How did you curse in your own dialect?

Moin Theo,

I don't know how Jonny cursed in his Hadeln dialect, but having been in
the same situation recently - beeing required to build up a kitchen of the
aforesaid vendor - I know what I "said":

De dore Kraams passt ni!
Disse verdwarsdüvelte Missen is ni to Pass to kriegen!
'Neem is denn de Tuut mit disse dwallerigen Lenken nu weller henkamen?!
Wat meent disse Tüünbüdels denn, woveel Arms 'n normalen Minschen hett??
Köönt disse Eierköpp dor nich maal 'n Opbacker ransticken, wat hier nu
vörn un achtern ween schall?
Disse Schietschruven sünd gor ni ut Iesen, dat's jo'n Mengeleren ut Botter
un Kees!
Nee, nee, Möbelmang vun IKEA - dat gifft Di de Gresen!

Things like that could be heard pouring out from my kitchen at that time.

Hoolt sik!
Sönke
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