Lick-Her Licence (1993, 2001); Google News (two Paris stories)

[Sam Clements]

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From: "Jonathan Lighter"


> Knowledgeable insiders insist that the willowy scofflaw may win the top
> spot on the 2012 Dem or GOP national ticket. They're buzzing that she's
> _not_ just an airhead anymore. "Paris has that unbelievable power to
> connect with people," said one source, "and her current jail term only
> helps her by developing an exciting new rebel _cachet_. Paris Hilton will
> be the hip, sexy, and sartorially smart chief executive who'll project
> exactly the image that foreign lands have learned to expect from America.
> Even her name, 'Paris,' tells people to get ready for a kind of diplomatic
> savvy not seen in the White House in many years!"

>  JL

I think her chances for getting elected just went down the toilet.

She should have learned that most of our finest, quasi-law-abiding Chief
Execs have waited UNTIL they get into power before committing illegal acts.
:)

SC

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