Texas lawyer jokes (three kick rule; skid marks)

[James Harbeck]

>...
>You know: "How can you tell the difference between a dead lawyer in the road
>and a dead armadillo in the road? There are skid marks in front of the
>armadillo!" The joke probably started with a dog or a snake being run over.
>...

I know that as being with a pig. If memory serves, it's the pig
version that's used in the book _Skid Marks: Common Jokes About
Lawyers_
(http://www.amazon.com/Skid-Marks-Common-Jokes-Lawyers/dp/0936070080).

James Harbeck.

PS Your posts are coming through without all the crap on the line ends now.

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