Texas lawyer jokes (three kick rule; skid marks)

James Harbeck jharbeck at SYMPATICO.CA
Tue Sep 4 02:33:18 UTC 2007

>You know: "How can you tell the difference between a dead lawyer in the road
>and a dead armadillo in the road? There are skid marks in front of the
>armadillo!" The joke probably started with a dog or a snake being run over.

I know that as being with a pig. If memory serves, it's the pig
version that's used in the book _Skid Marks: Common Jokes About

James Harbeck.

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