bad joke

[Paul]

Charles Doyle wrote:
> I am (somehow!) reminded of the old joke about Norton Smith, who--walking home after a night of imbibery--took a shortcut across a pasture. He kept hearing someone calling him: "Nort, nort!" Just when he had decided he was imagining things, he got gored to death by a harelipped bull.
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